"David E. Davis" (imnotdedyet)
05/03/2016 at 20:56 • Filed to: Drumpf FTL
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"David E. Davis" (imnotdedyet)
05/03/2016 at 20:56 • Filed to: Drumpf FTL | 4
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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer Zodiac Killer. oh well, looks like the human Corn Cob will be facing off with Hills in November.
TheHondaBro
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 20:59 |
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I hate Ted Cruz, but at least he’s an actual politician.
Jesus christ, this is getting kind of sad.
PatBateman
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:01 |
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Who do you vote for now? HUH?!!! WHO?!?!
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TheHondaBro
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:01 |
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Whichever Democrat gets the nomination. Speaking of which, who are YOU voting for? Aren’t you a Marco Yugioh guy?
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PatBateman
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:03 |
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I may have to vote for Hillary. The thought of Cheetohs McCombover having control of the military isn’t particularly appealing.
On the other hand, it would make Rs and Ds in Congress unite against a common foe.
El Rivinado
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:03 |
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I have a contingency plan, come election day. I’ll vote third party, then, when the winner is announced. I’ll get my friends, have them all be with me, have one of them pull an “Of Mice and Men” on me. Then everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun, last person standing, gets my Cadillac.
Not an optimistic plan, but it’s certainly more optimistic than this fucking election.
LongbowMkII
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:04 |
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Then he promptly elbowed his wife in the head. Classic.
Rico
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:05 |
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If you thought Obummer had it bad wait til they stonewall this guy.
Sad nothing would get done!
Cherry_man1
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:05 |
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Damn, I hate to admit it, but shit I may have to vote for Kasich. I hope other do too to stop trump.
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TheHondaBro
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:06 |
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Obama be like
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TheHondaBro
> Rico
05/03/2016 at 21:07 |
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“Stonewall? Is that a kind of a... wall ?”
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PatBateman
> Rico
05/03/2016 at 21:07 |
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I'm good with nothing happening. Just pass some balanced budgets, then everyone sit down and STFU until the next time a budget needs to be passed.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:09 |
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On the other hand, it would make Rs and Ds in Congress unite against a common foe.
I bet they’d still not unite...
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PatBateman
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:09 |
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I ain’t mad. You know what would make many here mad? If enough Bernie supporters opt to not vote in the election, or vote for Trump out of spite. You know, like how some people think will actually happen.
NOW YOU MAD?
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TheHondaBro
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:10 |
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Shit, you might actually be right.
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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PatBateman
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/03/2016 at 21:11 |
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They’d unite enough behind closed doors to do what needs to be done.
There's a double entendre in that sentence.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:11 |
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You activated my trap card
Gone
> LongbowMkII
05/03/2016 at 21:12 |
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Would have never guessed he had such a good 1-2 combo.
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PatBateman
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:13 |
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:) I know several Bernie supporters that are now Trump supporters because Sanders is likely defeated.
Welcome to your nightmare. Punch and pie in the far corner.
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TheHondaBro
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:15 |
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Oooooooh, Caaaanadaaaaaaaa...
deprecated account
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:21 |
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That’s what my history teacher (awesome guy, very conservative) says. However I honestly think the Republican Party might could use a big ole fracture (which will probably happen if trump gets elected). Most of them are just a bunch of softies who always end up compromising with the left and acting like losers even when they win. Other than some political instability, what's seriously the worst thing that can happen if the party splits?
Birddog
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:22 |
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If there’s one true winner in all of this it’s Barry.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:23 |
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So we’re forced to choose between two exceedingly wealthy people. I mean, what are the odds?
Dusty Ventures
> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:23 |
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Easy:
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TheHondaBro
> Birddog
05/03/2016 at 21:23 |
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third term pls
DipodomysDeserti
> Cherry_man1
05/03/2016 at 21:24 |
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How would voting for Kasich stop Trump? He was mathematically eliminated from winning quite a while ago.
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TheHondaBro
> DipodomysDeserti
05/03/2016 at 21:28 |
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Well to be fair, as long as Trump doesn’t reach the 1237 delegates he needs to clench the nomination, the GOP can still choose Kasich. If both Cruz and Kasich supporters vote Kasich, hopefully it can slow down Trump.
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:28 |
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I’m just looking forward to the South Park election episode.
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PatBateman
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:28 |
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Nah, dude. Cayman Islands. More sun, more fun, zero taxes.
Jcarr
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:29 |
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I'll be voting for my wife...and possibly changing my registration to Independent. I can't comprehend this.
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TheHondaBro
> Jcarr
05/03/2016 at 21:31 |
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Jcarr’s Wife 2016
Make America Jcarr’s Wife Again
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:33 |
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I am legitimately frightened by the number of reasonable, moderate conservative friends I have who are saying, “well, we don’t love Trump, but at least he’s not Hillary so I guess he’s who we’ll vote for.”
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PatBateman
> deprecated account
05/03/2016 at 21:34 |
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I don’t think that the GOP would split. HOWEVER, if some convention drama occurs, I could see Trump running independent a la Perot and handing the victory to Clinton. If she follows in her husband’s line of thinking (moderate D), it wouldn’t be a bad thing for anyone.
I do think, however, that Bernie has moved portions of the party to the far left. So much so, that the next midterm election will see a lot of candidates following in Sanders’ footsteps ideologically. Think of it as the Ying to the Tea Party’s Yang. And I'm not a fan of non-moderate positions, as no party has a monopoly on good ideas.
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sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:35 |
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You guys are lucky. Rob Ford was just a mayor up their. This assclown wants to run our whole country.
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Jcarr
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:35 |
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Our yard signs will just be a picture of her face with no wording.
The TV ads will just be video of her sitting quietly in a chair and the radio ads will just be audio of her breathing.
As first man you can be my chief of staff. Our primary initiative will be to make kids fat again. Kebabs for all.
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DipodomysDeserti
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:36 |
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There's no way Kasich wins a contested convention for fear of riots.
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Cherry_man1
> DipodomysDeserti
05/03/2016 at 21:36 |
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
as Honda Said
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TheHondaBro
> Jcarr
05/03/2016 at 21:37 |
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Kababs and giant Toblerones!
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 21:37 |
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DipodomysDeserti
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:39 |
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No one would have said Cruz was an actual politician prior to Trump running for prez. This is a guy who read green eggs and ham in front of congress, and who thinks some magical sky God speaks to him and his family about American politics. At least trump believes in something real (money).
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 21:40 |
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When Cruz jumped on the Michigan Bathroom Bandwagon, in my eyes, Cruz became more despicable than Trump. By a margin.
Early in Trump’s ascendancy, before any of us took him as anything like a serious threat, the thing I said I liked first and foremost about DT was that he was spanking Ted Cruz’s ass. Raw.
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TheHondaBro
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/03/2016 at 21:41 |
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They’re all despicable.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/03/2016 at 21:45 |
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Trump is also not Ted Cruz. Cruz is a nasty evangelical homophobe and whatever the outcome, I will always be glad that Donald Trump kept Ted Cruz out of the Whitehouse. And I’ll make this call right now: there are going to be lots of disaffected Americans on Election Day who are going to yell
WTF
and tell the entire globe to kiss their American Ass while they pull the Trump lever. Enough to beat Hillary? I can’t say, but there will be plenty. The WTF vote.
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> PatBateman
05/03/2016 at 21:57 |
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I highly doubt she’ll follow in Bill’s footsteps though. I mean just listen to her! Fun fact: Bill Clinton once said “the era of big government is over.” And yeah ole GW was right about political parties. I guess it is kind of a necessary evil though.
mazda616
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 22:05 |
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I'm genuinely afraid for the future of our country and I hate feeling this way. Trump is a damn psycho and can't understand anything due to his constantly threatened ego. And we have established that Clinton has trouble being honest. I can't believe it's come down to her and Trump.
wafflesnfalafel
> TheHondaBro
05/03/2016 at 22:18 |
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It’s all going according to plan... >evil laugh<
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Rico
> Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
05/03/2016 at 22:26 |
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Deadass, so much material for next season.
BKosher84
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 22:41 |
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
This is EXACTLY what is wrong with our political landscape AND why the GOP is in the problem they are in right now. They made their bed, now they have to sleep in it.. Fuck um.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Rico
05/03/2016 at 22:43 |
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nothing getting done would in my opinion be a best case senario
Hot Takes Salesman
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 23:02 |
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Fuck.
Bernie. Please Bernie. We need you. No electorate, what the fuck are you doing, noooooooo
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> David E. Davis
05/03/2016 at 23:30 |
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The zodiac killer can go back to killing people.
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DipodomysDeserti
> Cherry_man1
05/03/2016 at 23:41 |
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There’s no way they’ll chose anyone but Trump. Everyone is falling in line. There will be a riot if they chose Kasich.
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Cherry_man1
> DipodomysDeserti
05/04/2016 at 00:08 |
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the GOP still doesn’t like Trump at all, he is doing even worse damage to their image, not that it’s been the best but it’s worsening with this.
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DipodomysDeserti
> Cherry_man1
05/04/2016 at 09:24 |
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Yes, but they’ve been pandering to the lowest common denominator (see Sarah Palin) for a while now, and many in their ranks aren’t any different than Trump. The only real difference between Trump and Cruz is that Trump is more vocal.
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Cherry_man1
> DipodomysDeserti
05/04/2016 at 09:35 |
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I mean there are moderates out there as well in the group that are voices of reason but get drowned out, but I see what you mean.
NYankee1927
> TheHondaBro
05/04/2016 at 09:48 |
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I don't even like Obama and this is better option than these jokers getting into office. I think we should have a re-do and come back next year. Let's be serious this time,
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DipodomysDeserti
> Cherry_man1
05/04/2016 at 10:20 |
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The sad thing is a lot o the moderates have been pandering as well. Let's not forget that it was John McCain who named Palin as his VP choice. McCain is practically a liberal even compared to Kasich.